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Secret Features of the iPhone 5

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Pretty much everybody knows about the launch of the iPhone 5 this week. What they may not know about are some very special features – kept secret until now.

IT HAS A PEZ DISPENSER

KNOWS WHO KILLED JFK

WILL TELL YOU IF THE CALL YOU’RE ABOUT TO MAKE IS A BAD IDEA

EMITS PLAY-DOH SMELL

AUTOMATICALLY BLOCKS CALLS FROM HEYWOOD JABLOME AND I.P. FREELY

CHANGES COLORS TO MATCH YOUR OUTFIT

IT SEES DEAD PEOPLE

CAN BE USED AS A LIE DETECTOR

TELLS YOU WHICH ITEMS IN YOUR WARDROBE WILL EMBARRASS YOU THE MOST IN PHOTOS 10 YEARS FROM NOW

CAN EXPLAIN THE POPULARITY OF HONEY BOO BOO

Just wait until the iPhone 6 comes out next month!

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