Pretty much everybody knows about the launch of the iPhone 5 this week. What they may not know about are some very special features – kept secret until now.
IT HAS A PEZ DISPENSER
KNOWS WHO KILLED JFK
WILL TELL YOU IF THE CALL YOU’RE ABOUT TO MAKE IS A BAD IDEA
EMITS PLAY-DOH SMELL
AUTOMATICALLY BLOCKS CALLS FROM HEYWOOD JABLOME AND I.P. FREELY
CHANGES COLORS TO MATCH YOUR OUTFIT
IT SEES DEAD PEOPLE
CAN BE USED AS A LIE DETECTOR
TELLS YOU WHICH ITEMS IN YOUR WARDROBE WILL EMBARRASS YOU THE MOST IN PHOTOS 10 YEARS FROM NOW
CAN EXPLAIN THE POPULARITY OF HONEY BOO BOO
Just wait until the iPhone 6 comes out next month!