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Worst Halloween Candies Ever

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The staff here at The Jimbo List has been trying to figure out what could possibly be worse than having a “Frankenstorm” throw a big, wet blanket over Halloween. Nothing comes to mind except this – a list of the absolute Worst. Candy. Ever.

BIT O’ MONKEY

SCARBURSTS

GUMMY WARTS

GOOD ‘N’ PHLEGMY

MURKY WAYS

FISH DUDS

FLEA CIRCUS PEANUTS

GEESE’S PIECES

SPITTLES

FLOUR PATCH KIDS

DISHWATER TAFFY

SMALLER PAYDAY

Happy Halloween!

7 Responses »

  1. Um … I think I hear Madison Avenue calling!

    These are some good gross names for Trick or Treat items.

    You should copyright/trademark them.

    Spittles? ewwww

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  2. Gotta give a shout out to the Monty Python classic “Crunchy Frog.”

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  3. How about; 3 Musky Ears, Gummy Scares, Wounds

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  4. How about Dr. Scholl’s candy corns

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