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Rejected Lifetime Holiday Movies

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holidaylifetimemoviesThe Lifetime Channel’s holiday movies have become something of a cottage industry. They merge two powerful forces in American popular culture: love and Christmas. But it can go too far. These are some prospective Lifetime movie titles (for several holidays) that should never be made.

DEFRAGGING MRS. CLAUS

A SUMMONS FOR ST. PATRICK’S

I’LL BE HOME FOR TAX DAY

THE CHRISTMAS PASHMINA

PERFECTLY PURIM

EASTER, SHMEASTER

YULETIDE WI-FI GUY

THANKSGIVING HOT FLASH

MIRACLE ON CYBER MONDAY

MY NEW YEAR’S NAP

THE ABSENT-MINDED VALENTINE

ANOTHER MISTLETOE MISTAKE

I wonder what they’d do for Groundhog Day?

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