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Questions Facebook SHOULD Be Asking

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A lot of people seem peeved about the new questions Facebook is asking in the “Update Status” box. My theory is, we might not be so upset if Facebook were asking better questions. Questions that actually relate to what’s going through our minds. Try these on for size.

What are you playing at?

Can you trust a person who says “toasted cheese sandwich” rather than “grilled cheese”?

Does Bruno Mars really think he’ll ever have to fall on a grenade for love?

Why didn’t Batman just smash Bane’s mask right away?

Have you no shame?

Weren’t you supposed to schedule your colonoscopy?

One scoop, or two?

How were the people in “Beasts of the Southern Wild” able to keep their beer cold?

Why would any sane person bring glitter into their home?

And the Emmy goes to … Honey Boo Boo?

What would Congress do?

Feel free to add a few of your own!

6 Responses »

  1. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

  2. Who put the ram
    In the rama lama ding dong?

  3. Hey! You talkin’ ta me, eh?? You talkin’ ta ME??


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