Here we are in the middle of Hollywood awards season, and wouldn’t you know a particularly virulent strain of the flu has decided to sweep across this great land of ours. One can only imagine the impact this might have on the upcoming Academy Awards. It could change everything – even the movies themselves.
ZERO DARK HURTY
STOMACH LININGS PLAYBOOK
LES IN BED MISERABLES
LIFE OF PI & NYQUIL
FLIGHT (TO THE BATHROOM)
THE TAKING OF TAMIFLU ONE, TWO, THREE
GERMS OF ENDEARMENT
SATURDAY NIGHT THROUGH TUESDAY MORNING FEVER
ONE FLU OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST
THE SOUND OF MUCUS
Get your hankies ready, everyone!