You’ll be happy to know the staff here at The Jimbo List has come up with a great way to combine America’s love affair with cereal and its fixation on famous people: celebrity themed breakfast food! This wouldn’t be a mere endorsement. It would involve celebrities in the look, taste and texture of the product. Of course, it also would need a catchy name.
TOASTED LOHANS
RAY RICE KRISPIES
SNOOP LOOPS
HONEY BOO BOO BERRY
COCO CHANEL PUFFS
ALMOND PACINO’S
BIEBER BITS
TOM CRUISE SNAPS
TIGER’S EX CHEX
APPLE JACK NICHOLSONS
KORN FLAKES
DENNIS LEARY-O’S
SPECIAL KALEY CUOCO
VANILLA MORRISONS
AL FRANKEN BERRY
GOLDEN LINDSEY GRAHAMS
SEAN PENN POPS
FROSTED MINNIE DRIVER WHEATS
B.B. KING VITAMAN
RUSSELL CROWE CRUNCH
Eat your heart out, Kellogg’s!
Condy Rice Chex
Cheerio Bamas