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Flight Delays – The Real Story

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The Jimbo List recently had occasion to delve into the wonderful world of air travel and came away with some stunning revelations about flight delays. Turns out it’s not weather or poor scheduling that keeps people cooling their heels on the ground – it’s other things entirely!

THE MANDATORY FAMILY WITH A CRYING BABY IS STUCK IN TRAFFIC

RAN OUT OF STALE, TASTELESS CRACKERS

WILLIAM SHATNER SAW A DUDE IN A DOG COSTUME MESSING WITH THE WING

PILOT IS WATCHING “DOWNTON ABBEY” IN THE COCKPIT

GPS LADY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TOLEDO, NOT TORONTO

ALEC BALDWIN JUST GOT A NEW APP

TWO GRUMPY BUSINESSMEN, ONE REMAINING OVERHEAD BIN

HAD TO AVOID HUGE POCKET OF INERTIA AROUND WASHINGTON, D.C.

DRUNK GUY IN FIRST CLASS KEEPS TRYING TO PUT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT IN A LOCKED, UPRIGHT POSITION

Safe travels, my friends.

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