As if things at the U.S. Postal Service hadn’t already gone off the rails, there was the recent announcement that the Post Office is launching its own clothing line. Yes. You read that correctly. The line is called “Rain Heat & Snow,” and word around the mailbox is that it’s simply fabulous. Well, except for that name. How about one of these names instead?
FASHION LUG
C.O.D.IDAS
POSTAGE & GABBANA
OVERDUE BILL BLASS
MAILMANI
SNAILWEAR
GROWNUPS IN SHORT PANTS B’GOSH
JCREWCUT
ABERCROMBIE AND FLINCH
CATALOG WRANGLER
OSCAR DE LA RETURN TO SENDER
DEAD LETTER THREADS
HOUSE OF BIRTHDAY CARDS
I wonder if you’ll be able to wear this stuff on Saturdays?
MAIL BOXERS
STORM-DE-LAYERS