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Going Postal: Brand Names for the New Line of Post Office Clothing

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As if things at the U.S. Postal Service hadn’t already gone off the rails, there was the recent announcement that the Post Office is launching its own clothing line. Yes.  You read that correctly. The line is called “Rain Heat & Snow,” and word around the mailbox is that it’s simply fabulous. Well, except for that name. How about one of these names instead?

FASHION LUG

C.O.D.IDAS

POSTAGE & GABBANA

OVERDUE BILL BLASS

MAILMANI

SNAILWEAR

GROWNUPS IN SHORT PANTS B’GOSH

JCREWCUT

ABERCROMBIE AND FLINCH

CATALOG WRANGLER

OSCAR DE LA RETURN TO SENDER

DEAD LETTER THREADS

HOUSE OF BIRTHDAY CARDS

I wonder if you’ll be able to wear this stuff on Saturdays?

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  1. MAIL BOXERS

    STORM-DE-LAYERS

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