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First Signs of Spring 2013

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This time of year, we’re pretty much transfixed by the transformation of the landscape from a winter tundra to something more … pleasant. But the telltale signs seem to change periodically, don’t they? Here are some new ones to watch for this week.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS GOING SHIRTLESS AT GARDEN CENTERS

NEW COAT OF PAINT FOR NORTH KOREAN MISSILE SILOS

BIDEN’S WEARING FLIP-FLOPS

THE NEW POPE IS WASHING THE FEET OF BASEBALL PLAYERS

SWITCHING OVER FROM MASSIVE SNOWSTORMS TO MASSIVE FLOODING

CROCUSES ARE POPPING UP ON SCREEN SAVERS

THAT THING ON DONALD TRUMP’S HEAD HAS SPROUTED LEAVES

SUPREME COURT JUSTICES TRADE THEIR ROBES FOR HAWAIIAN SHIRTS

ROBINS ARE BUILDING NESTS IN HIPSTERS’ BEARDS

THAT CREEPY ABILIFY BATHROBE IS FOLLOWING PEOPLE AROUND IN SUNGLASSES

Think warm, people. Think warm.

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