Ah, graduation season. It’s a time for young men and women to tie a ribbon on all their years of education and launch themselves into the waiting world. Before they do so, they really need to sit their parents down and explain a few things.
PHOTOBOMBING WILL NOT GET YOU ON A TERRORIST WATCH LIST
MEMES ARE FUNNY; MIMES ARE NOT
STEAMPUNK DOES NOT REFER TO THE KID WHO WORKS AT THE DRY CLEANERS
CDs ARE NEVER COMING BACK
3D PRINTING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE EYEGLASSES YOU PAY EXTRA FOR AT THE MOVIES
THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF SNAPCHAT
HOW TO TELL MICHAEL CERA AND JESSE EISENBERG APART
GARLIC POTATOES AND GNARLS BARKLEY ARE BOTH MASHABLE
DESPITE WHAT AUNT MILLIE SAYS, FLANNEL SHIRTS AND BUSHY BEARDS ARE A GOOD LOOK
Be gentle, kids.