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Independence Day Top 40

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Happy Independence Day, everyone. Here’s a List of Top 40 songs as envisioned by the folks who brought us the Declaration of Independence.

GEN. WASHINGTON’S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND

LIGHT MY FIREWORKS

IT’S MY TEA PARTY

STRAIGHT OUTTA CONCORD

VALLEY FORGE GURLS

STAND BY YOUR MINUTEMAN

CALL ME A DESPOT MAYBE

RED, WHITE AND BLUE SUEDE SHOES

WILL THE REAL BEN FRANKLIN PLEASE STAND UP?

MAMMAS DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE REDCOATS

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT OF 76

Rock on, America.

4 Responses »

  1. You forgot Thomas Jefferson Starship’s big hit “Red, White and Blue Rabbit.”

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  2. Didn’t Cream do Red, White and Blue Room back in the day?

    😉

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