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Ben Affleck as Batman? 7 Things to Look For

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Social media is buzzing with the news that Ben Affleck has been cast as the new Batman in an upcoming movie featuring the Caped Crusader and Superman. The staff at The Jimbo List simply cannot wait to see how this plays out. Here are some things to look for:

THE NEW BAT SIGNAL IS A RED SOX LOGO

ALAN ARKIN AND JOHN GOODMAN WILL BE CAST AS COMMISSIONER GORDON AND CHIEF O’HARA

ACTING CONFUSED AS BRUCE WAYNE? NO PROBLEM

THE JOKER WILL TORTURE HIM BY MAKING HIM WATCH ‘GIGLI’

HE KEEPS ASKING THE PEOPLE OF GOTHAM CITY IF HE LOOKS TOUGHER THAN CLOONEY

UTILITY BELT WILL INCLUDE COMPARTMENTS FOR HIS OSCARS

DEMANDS THAT MATT DAMON CALL HIM ‘THE BATMAN’ EVEN AT HOME

This could be good.

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