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12 Ways to Make Country Fairs More Fun

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The Jimbo List takes a back seat to no one in appreciating country fairs. The rides, the food and the atmosphere all combine into something magical. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement. Take a peek at these suggestions:

TOWN ASSESSOR DUNK TANK

MORE FRITTERS, LESS CRITTERS

MANDATORY SHEEP BARN VISIT FOR ALL MOODY TEENAGERS

ALLOW BETTING ON APPLE PIE CONTEST

EXERCISE BIKE RACES

PRE-ORDERING OF FRIED DOUGH VIA TEXT MESSAGE

OBNOXIOUS PARENT CATAPULT

“GUESS YOUR WEIGHT” CONTESTANTS GIVEN TASERS

PERIODICALLY SHUT OFF POWER AND DECLARE MARTIAL LAW

EXTREME TRACTOR PULL (USING SKATEBOARD RAMPS)

TOFU CARVING CONTEST

REPLACE BASEBALLS IN ALL CARNY GAMES WITH CRAPPY CELL PHONES

2 Responses »

  1. My favorite is pre-ordering fried dough via text message! Yes, that’s what we need.

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  2. Maybe ordering fried dough by text messaging is a new business to launch?

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