People are still fuming about the recent changes to Facebook, but it could have been a lot worse. Here are some new features and changes we really would have hated.
SQUIRMVILLE – Friends, relatives and co-workers pay a fee to rummage through your old posts about them.
POKES PLUS – When someone pokes you, you actually feel a sharp pain in your side.
SCROLL OF SHAME – Continuous scroll of every embarrassing nickname or taunt you’ve ever received.
ACEBOOK-FAY – At random intervals, everything on your Facebook wall is changed to Pig Latin.
NEW GROUPS GALORE – Includes “People You’ve Been in Car Accidents With,” “Dudes Who Share Your Middle Name,” and “Other People Who Like Dinty Moore Beef Stew.”
LOOK WHAT YOU’RE MISSING – Fun activities of people who unfriended you now appear at the top of your news feed.
LIKES?YIKES! – Suddenly all the music, movies and activities listed on your info page revert to what they would have been when you were 14. Starland Vocal Band anyone? Anyone?
SUPERCHAT – Every five minutes, a friend is invited to chat about a) the weather b) their vacation or c) the weather during their vacation.
CLICK THIS – The pointing index finger symbol is replaced by a pointing middle finger.
Feel better now?