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The Island of Misfit Toy Ideas

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The National Toy Hall of Fame in upstate New York recently added the blanket to its list of all-time best toys. Other non-traditional inductees have included the cardboard box and the stick. Here are some toy ideas that probably won’t ever make the Toy Hall of Fame.

TICKLE ME ELMORE

HAIR HOCKEY

BOOGER BINGO

ROCK ‘EM SOCK ‘EM ROACHES

DANIEL BOONE FRONTIER DENTISTRY SET

MY LITTLE LOAN SHARK

COOLIDGE LOGS

BARREL OF FRUIT FLIES

MR. CHERRY TOMATO HEAD

BUZZED LIGHTYEAR

RUBIK’S CUKE

JUNIOR’S FIRST ROOT CANAL

SCARCHEESI

KVETCH ARMSTRONG

TIPSY TIKES BOOZY COUPE

PLAID ARMY MEN

FOOD ALLERGY ROULETTE KIT

BEANO BABIES

Happy holiday shopping, everyone!

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  1. “Mr. Cherry Tomato Head” is none other than Tommy Tomato! This is a great way to play with the million extra cherry tomatoes at the end of summer!

    Take one cherry tomato. Slice a “mouth” halfway through the middle. Pokes holes for eyes. Hold tomato by the sides between your thumb and fore finger. Say in a high pitched voice “Hi! I’m Tommy Tomato and I don’t feel good!” and squeeze. Tomato barf!

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  2. You should see the things that passed for toys in communism.

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