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12 Sucky Names for the Super-Earth

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Now that NASA has confirmed the existence of Kepler-22b, the super-Earth that could possibly, maybe, perhaps hold life 600 light years away, it’s going to need a catchier name. Here are some names to avoid at all costs.

THE DEUCE

GOOGLEWORLD

NEW URANUS

GEORGE W. EARTH

iPLANET

BP/MOBIL/EXXON FIELD STATION #2

EARTH JR.

PLUTO REDUX

OCCUPY KEPLER-22b

TERRA EXTRA-FIRMA

EARTH-LITE

BETA-VILLE

Hmm. Maybe Kepler-22b isn’t so bad after all.

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