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Movie Names for Movie Award Shows

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This weekend marks the first big movie awards show of the season, the Golden Globes. Here’s a thought: what if awards shows such as the Globes and the Oscars were movies themselves – what names would we give them? I have some suggestions:

DUDE, WHERE’S MY OSCAR?

MIDNIGHT RUN

MY LEFT FOOT FELL ASLEEP DURING THE DEAD ACTOR MONTAGE

BIRTH OF A NOMINATION

BEATING JOHN MALKOVICH

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE BOTOX

O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU WITH MORE NACHOS?

THE GLOBES OF WRATH

GOOD HOST HUNTING

THERE WILL BE BLOOD IF ONE MORE WINNER FORGETS TO THANK HIS WIFE

SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, CHICAGO, AKRON, MIAMI…

IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT AFTER A MILLION COMMERCIALS

THE NEVERENDING STORY OF WHY PAUL GIAMATTI HASN’T WON AN OSCAR

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2 Responses »

  1. Good Morning, Hollywood

    {best I can do at the moment}

    I really like “It Happened One Night After a Million Commercials” and “The Globes of Wrath” 😉

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