This weekend marks the first big movie awards show of the season, the Golden Globes. Here’s a thought: what if awards shows such as the Globes and the Oscars were movies themselves – what names would we give them? I have some suggestions:
DUDE, WHERE’S MY OSCAR?
MY LEFT FOOT FELL ASLEEP DURING THE DEAD ACTOR MONTAGE
BIRTH OF A NOMINATION
BEATING JOHN MALKOVICH
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE BOTOX
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU WITH MORE NACHOS?
THE GLOBES OF WRATH
GOOD HOST HUNTING
THERE WILL BE BLOOD IF ONE MORE WINNER FORGETS TO THANK HIS WIFE
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, CHICAGO, AKRON, MIAMI…
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT AFTER A MILLION COMMERCIALS
THE NEVERENDING STORY OF WHY PAUL GIAMATTI HASN’T WON AN OSCAR
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