Thanks to Dos Equis beer, we all have a good handle on what it’s like to be The Most Interesting Man in the World. But what about his polar opposite? How about some testimonials to tediosity? In that spirit, The Jimbo List humbly offers some insight into The Least Interesting Man in the World.
HIS BREATH CAN DULL A GINSU KNIFE
PAINT LIKES TO WATCH HIM DRY
HIS MOTHER HAS NO MEMORY OF HIS BIRTH
HIS FACEBOOK STATUS IS: COMATOSE
ON DOUBLE DATES, HIS ACCOUNTANT BUDDY ALWAYS GETS THE HOT CHICK
ZOOKEEPERS USE HIS VOICE MAIL MESSAGE TO CALM ANGRY RHINOS
HIS LIFE STORY IS HALF A PAGE, DOUBLE-SPACED
HE ONCE BEAT MOUNT RUSHMORE IN A STARING CONTEST
HIS BODY TEMPERATURE IS ABSOLUTE ZERO
You get the idea. Feel free to add to The List!