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Dream Jobs (That Don’t Exist)

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The Jimbo List recently learned of an actual job called a guacamologist – a chef who prepares custom orders of guacamole for paying customers. It begs the question: What other magical pursuits are out there beyond the fringes of routine employment? Perhaps, some of these…

SPORTS METAPHOR TRANSLATOR

CONDIMENT STEWARD

CAMPFIRE DOCTOR

NICKNAMERIAN

TWEET HERDER

MARSHMALLOW TOASTOLOGIST

SYRUP CADDY

BASEBALL CARD ORGANIZER

HAIRLINE PILOT

WEDDING RECEPTION TOAST CONSULTANT

BEACH TESTER

Somehow, these never seem to come up at job fairs.  But don’t let that stop you – add to The List!

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