As hairstyles go, the mullet gets more than its share of abuse. Today’s hipsters wouldn’t be caught dead in one; neither would their parents. But you know what? The mullet never goes away completely. From David Spade’s “Joe Dirt” and Danny McBride’s “Eastbound & Down,” to the “skullet” sported by pro baseball player Bryce Harper, the mullet lives on in one form or another. With that in mind, I have a few suggestions for some new variations.
THE MULLETINI – Kids love it!
THE MEW-LLET – Here, kitty, kitty
THE GRULLET – Grandpa gets into the act
THE O’MULLET – A little green dye does wonders
THE MULLETTE – For the ladies
THE NULLET – Nose hair mullet
THE MOYEL-LET – Perfect at a bris
McMULLET – Millions of fast food workers can’t be wrong
Party on, people!