In the interests of neighborliness and civic harmony, we here at The Jimbo List want everyone to be prepared with a quip in all circumstances. That includes those times when you discover something extra in your fast food purchase. Feel free to use these:
HEY, THERE’S PART OF A DUDE IN MY FOOD!
WHO ORDERED THE McKNUCKLE?
APPARENTLY, THEY’RE USING REAL TOES IN THE BURRITOS
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO ORDER THE FOOT-LONG
ONE WHOPPER, HOLD THE PINKY
THIS FILET O’ FISH NEEDS A MANICURE
MY ONION RINGS ARE GIVING ME A THUMBS-UP
I THOUGHT WENDY WAS A REDHEAD
Happy dining! And as always – add to The List!