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Things to Say When You Find a Body Part in Your Fast Food

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In the interests of neighborliness and civic harmony, we here at The Jimbo List want everyone to be prepared with a quip in all circumstances. That includes those times when you discover something extra in your fast food purchase. Feel free to use these:

HEY, THERE’S PART OF A DUDE IN MY FOOD!

WHO ORDERED THE McKNUCKLE?

APPARENTLY, THEY’RE USING REAL TOES IN THE BURRITOS

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO ORDER THE FOOT-LONG

ONE WHOPPER, HOLD THE PINKY

THIS FILET O’ FISH NEEDS A MANICURE

MY ONION RINGS ARE GIVING ME A THUMBS-UP

I THOUGHT WENDY WAS A REDHEAD

Happy dining! And as always – add to The List!

7 Responses »

  1. omg these are HILARIOUS! This one’s my fav: I THOUGHT WENDY WAS A REDHEAD

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  2. “I should have known not to order the footlong.” hahaha!

    too funny

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  3. I hadn’t thought about it before, but now I realize that this is why I’m a vegetarian…That will protect me, right?

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