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12 Harry Potter Books We’ll Never Get to Read

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As the final Harry Potter movie makes its way to theaters this week, millions of fans will be reminded all over again that no more stories about the boy wizard are forthcoming. But maybe it’s for the best. Do we really want to see Harry struggle through the adventures of adulthood? Consider these books we’ll never have to read:

Harry Potter and the Wedding Toast Fiasco

Harry Potter and the Proctologist’s Tone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce Picnic

Harry Potter and the Deadly Halitosis

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ambition

Harry Potter and the Revenge of “Reply All”

Harry Potter and the Sales Conference in Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Half-Price Prints

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ibuprofen

Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Alumni Fund Phone Calls

Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Coupons

Harry Potter and the Awkward Car Ride With the Babysitter

 

Are there others I’ve left out? Feel free to add a few more!

 

7 Responses »

  1. Harry Potter and the Magician of Memory Loss.

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  2. LOL I might want to read this one:
    Harry Potter and the Awkward Car Ride With the Babysitter

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  3. Harry Potter and the Flaccid Wand of Despair

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  4. Harry Potter and IRS Form 4868: Application for Automatic Extension of Time To File U.S. Individual Income Tax Return

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