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9 Reasons Your Neighbor Is Having A Better Summer Than You

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Sad to say, but summer has become a competitive sport. And like all sports, there are winners and there are losers. Here’s how you can tell if that annoying family up the block already has the edge on you.

THEY JUST PUT CENTRAL AIR IN THE TREEHOUSE

THEIR DEVILED EGG RECIPE AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD PICNIC CAME FROM BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE

LITTLE SEBASTIAN’S BASKETBALL CAMP GOT A LATE START BECAUSE LEBRON HAD TO FINISH THE PLAYOFFS

THEY INSIST THE SECOND TWO WEEKS OF VACATION ARE SO MUCH MORE RELAXED BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STRESSING ABOUT WORK AS MUCH THEY DID DURING THE FIRST TWO WEEKS

THEIR VINE-RIPENED TOMATOES ALREADY WON FIRST PRIZE IN THIS FALL’S COUNTY FAIR

GOT THEIR KIDS’ JULY 4TH SPARKLERS FROM THE GRUCCI BROS.

THEIR FLIP FLOPS ONLY FLIP

THEIR GAS GRILL HAS CRUISE CONTROL

FACEBOOK JUST TOLD THEM THEY NEVER HAVE TO SWITCH TO TIMELINE

Any others you come to mind? Add to The List!

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  1. They “summer” at their beach. Their beach is on a private island.

    Their barbecued angus beef burgers were grazing on their ranch but one day ago.

    Cocktails are served on the veranda – of their yacht.

    Their guest room is a bungalow complete with top-shelf beer and wines,a kitchen fully stocked, and a staff member “Sam” available 24 hours to make sure your every need is met.

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  2. All their backyard mosquitos are imported from Brazil.

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  3. funny stuff! thanks for the giggles

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