Now that the Rolling Stones have decided to do some 50th anniversary concerts this fall, it seems only fitting to adapt some classic rock and roll songs to the particular needs of senior citizens. See what you think.
IN A GADDA DA GEEZER
HEY! YOU! GET OFF MYLAWN
CATARACT SCRATCH FEVER
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DENTURES
WHO ARE YOU? NO, SERIOUSLY, WHO ARE YOU?
PAPA’S GOT A BRAND NEW SAG
SWEET NURSING HOME ALABAMA
A MUCH WHITER SHADE OF PALE
WON’T GET FOOLED (BY TELEMARKETERS) AGAIN
THE HOUSE OF THE RISING BLOOD PRESSURE
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO TO DUANE READE
BROWN EYED GRANNY
I CAN’T SEE FOR MILES
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE BIRD
Can you think of any others? Add to The List!