You might find this hard to believe, but there are some sporting events that are too crazy even for the Olympics. So while you’re wading through countless hours of halfpipe this and bantam weight that, just be thankful you’re not watching THESE events:
ILLEGAL DOWNLOAD MEDLEY
SNOOZE BUTTON JUMP
NEIGHBOR’S POOL DASH
MOVIE SPOILER RELAY
On your mark … get set … add to The List!