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Rejected Olympic Events

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You might find this hard to believe, but there are some sporting events that are too crazy even for the Olympics. So while you’re wading through countless hours of halfpipe this and bantam weight that, just be thankful you’re not watching THESE events:

POMMEL YAK

SPAMMER THROW

ILLEGAL DOWNLOAD MEDLEY

SYNCHRONIZED BLINKING

SNOOZE BUTTON JUMP

BONBONTHLON

NEIGHBOR’S POOL DASH

FREESTYLE TWEETING

MOVIE SPOILER RELAY

On your mark … get set … add to The List!

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  1. I think the Platitude Palaver is a sure thing – there should be a version for both the athletes and the commentators. The athletes at least have an excuse – they are there for some reason other than their supposed skill at talking. Commentators have no excuse – “he came to play” “he really stepped up” “it’s his medal to lose” etc etc etc. Aarrgghh!

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  2. What many of us are really good at:

    Broad Jumping to Conclusions
    Making Up Your Husband’s Mind (sometimes known as “I Know What’s Good For Him”)
    Finishing My Sentence

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  3. I work with someone who swears the Olympics would be more interesting if they added events like Reading Comprehension and Paralell Parking. Tough to argue with those exciting events!

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