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Life – The Amusement Park

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As much as we all like to think we’re in charge of our own lives, the truth of the matter is we’re just permanent patrons of a nutty little amusement park. Some of the rides are better than others.

SPLASH OF VODKA MOUNTAIN

PIRATES OF THE CHOLESTEROL

STROLLER COASTER

IT’S A SMALL PENSION AFTER ALL

GUILT-A-WHIRL

MORTGAGE FLUME

HALL OF BIFOCALS

MISTER TOWED HONDA’S WILD RIDE

THE HAUNTED SNOW BLOWER

TUNNEL OF TUITION

CUSTOMER-SERVICE-GO-ROUND

Make sure you get the large popcorn!