The famed Westminster Kennel Club has added six new breeds to its competition this year, which is right around the corner. That’s a good start, but they haven’t gone nearly far enough. Here are some breeds that would spice things up immeasurably.
JERSEY HORNDOGS
FIST-POUND PUPPIES
LI’L BOW WOWS
BRAZILIAN HAIRLESS
NEW ENGLAND SHEEPISHDOGS
HUCKLEBERRY HOUNDS
AFGHAN WHIGS
CONNECTICUT WINTRY MIXES
PUG UGLIES
BEARDED BELGIANS
UNSOBERMEN PINSCHERS
WORCESTERSHIRE POINTERS
BLUE SHARPIES
HUMONGOUS SCHNAUZERS
HAVANESE HOTDOGS
Now, those are some cool canines. Feel free to add to the List!
