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Other Names Considered for American Pharoah

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Much has been made of the spelling of the name American Pharoah. The new Triple Crown winner boasts a moniker that opts for P-H-A-R-O-A-H rather than the more accurate P-H-A-R-A-O-H. Here at the Jimbo List, we are taking an open-minded view of the matter – especially since the name could have been much, much worse.

AMERICAN PASSTIME

FEBUARY PHAROAH

TEMPERMENTAL PHAROAH

WORLD B. FREE PHAROAH

AMERICAN AMATURE

AMERICAN BELLWEATHER

SOPHMORE PHAROAH

AMERICAN PRIVALEGE

GREATFUL PHAROAH

PHAROAH MOMENTO

INDEPENDANT PHAROAH

AMERICAN DUMBELL

A dictionary and the Daily Racing Form make a nice combo.

Son of Sharknado

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Not sick of “Sharknado” yet? Good, because SyFy announced it will be repeating the hilariously lowbrow movie again next Thursday. In the meantime, here are some suggestions for new material:

ARACHNALANCHE

THUNDERATS

WORMQUAKE

PIRANHACANE

TICKTWISTER

GATORWAVE

PYTHONAMI

ALPACALYPSE

God, that felt good.

Prize Pooches: Breeds Westminster Needs

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The famed Westminster Kennel Club has added six new breeds to its competition this year, which is right around the corner.  That’s a good start, but they haven’t gone nearly far enough. Here are some breeds that would spice things up immeasurably.

JERSEY HORNDOGS

FIST-POUND PUPPIES

LI’L BOW WOWS

BRAZILIAN HAIRLESS

NEW ENGLAND SHEEPISHDOGS

HUCKLEBERRY HOUNDS

AFGHAN WHIGS

CONNECTICUT WINTRY MIXES

PUG UGLIES

BEARDED BELGIANS

UNSOBERMEN PINSCHERS

WORCESTERSHIRE POINTERS

BLUE SHARPIES

HUMONGOUS SCHNAUZERS

HAVANESE HOTDOGS

Now, those are some cool canines. Feel free to add to the List!

Jeopardy! Categories For Pets

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If you’re anything like the staff at The Jimbo List, you’ve devoted a good deal of time to wondering about “Jeopardy!” categories for house pets. What?! You haven’t pondered this even once? Here are some ideas to get you started, then.

POTENT PET-ABLES

FAMOUS TWEETS

THINGS THE CAT DRAGGED IN

WOULD A DOG EAT IT?

BUNNIES IN THE BIBLE

PRESIDENTIAL POOCHES

STATE BIRDS

BEETHOVEN

GARFIELD OR MARMADUKE?

LITTERATURE

GUINEA PIGPOURRI

FISH TANKS IN CLASSIC FILMS

Remember, all answers must be in the form of a question. Add to the List!