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Terrible March Madness Team Names

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Oh, March Madness, how I have missed you. The buzzer beaters, the crazy coaches, the incomprehensible bracketology! It’s all glorious, including the dizzying array of dorky team names. But it could be dorkier still, as you will see. Here are some woeful team names you won’t have to memorize as the NCAA basketball tournament gets under way.

THE FIGHTING AMISH

THE DIFFIDENT HOUSE CATS

THE LOLLYGAGGERS

THE RUNNIN’ NECK SORES

THE IRRITATING RINGTONES

THE ANGRY OLIVES

THE CODGERS

THE SLEEPLESS KNIGHTS

THE RED HERRINGS

THE HUSTLING DUSTBUNNIES

THE GLARING OMISSIONS

THE CHARLATANS

THE MIGHTY GAZETTEERS

THE DASHING DIMWITS

THE FEISTY I.T. GUYS

THE PURPLE PUSHOVERS

THE FECKLESS HECKLERS

THE NERVOUS NELLIES

Here’s hoping your favorite team cuts down the net.