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Unsettling Facts about Burger King’s King

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Now that Burger King has finally decided to sack its “King” character, a few unsavory facts about the King can be revealed.

HIS HEAD ISN’T MADE OF PLASTIC OR WOOD – IT’S ALL BOTOX

OFTEN HIRED ESCORT SERVICES, USING THE NAME “RON BURGUNDY”

IF YOU RAISE HIS CHIN, A PEZ CANDY COMES OUT OF HIS NECK

HIS FATHER IS FORMER CNN HOST LARRY KING

ORIGINALLY WON THE JOB IN A STARING CONTEST

STILL NOT AS CREEPY AS JACK IN THE BOX

ALREADY HAS APPLICATIONS IN AT KING KOIL, CHESS KING AND WHITE CASTLE

USES A BUTT DOUBLE

QUEEN LATIFAH FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HIM IN 2004

HAS TAKEN TO CALLING HIMSELF “THE WHOPPER”

So long, King!