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Let’s Rename the Debt Ceiling

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Maybe the problem with raising the nation’s debt ceiling isn’t politics. Maybe it’s just that boring name. Who can get excited about something called a “debt ceiling,” anyway? I say we give one of these phrases a whirl:

FRIENDING OUR CREDIT PAGE

ORDERING MORE CLAMS

UPLOADING A NEW LOAN APP

GOING OUT FOR DOUGHNUTS

DOING THE DOLLAR DANCE

CHECKING INTO THE SCRATCH CASTLE

INVITING THE BENJAMINS OVER

EXPANDING OUR BRAND

TAPPING A NEW CREDIT KEG

RELOADING THE CASH CANNON

THROWING AN IOU PARTY

Any more suggestions? Feel free to add to the list!