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Band Names For Politicians

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Slogans are great, but nothing connects a politician to the electorate like music. We’ve already seen Barack Obama and Mitt Romney sing for the camera this year, and Bill Clinton got tons of mileage for playing his saxophone on TV years ago. I think political figures should drop the pretense and just start forming their own bands. Here are a few to get us start

IT TAKES A VILLAGE PEOPLE – Hillary Clinton

BWAH-HA MEN – Dick Cheney

ZZ GAFFE – Joe Biden

EARTH, WIND AND CRIER – John Boehner

NON-BLINK 47 – Nancy Pelosi

AVERAGE WHITE BLAND – Tim Pawlenty

OBAMARAMA – Barack Obama

MITT THE HOOPLE – Mitt Romney

CREEDENCE WHITEWATER REVIVAL – Bill Clinton

DEATH PANELS FOR CUTIE – Sarah Palin

OLDPLAY – Harry Reid

24 HOUR TEA PARTY PEOPLE – Michele Bachmann

You have to admit, it would make the Democratic and Republican National Conventions a lot more interesting.

Political Rapper Names

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Here’s an idea to solve the perpetual gridlock in government and politics: Let’s give all the politicians rapper names! It’ll add some spark to the process and perhaps even prompt our leaders to speak the truth more often. Plus, think of how much fun it would be to follow the exploits of:

MC BOEHNER

BARACK “TWO-PACK” OBAMA

LI’L HILLARY

DICK “GRUFF DADDY” CHENEY

NEWT-TANG CLAN

PALIN FIASCO

NOT-SO-YOUNG REID-Y

MICHELLE-L COOL J BACHMAnN

DEMINEMS

NOTORIOUS GOP

JOE “JAY-B” BIDEN

MITT ROMNEY-ROMM

SLICK RICK PERRY

SIR TAX-A-LOT

BIG DADDY MCCAIN

ICE-T PARTY

RUN-DNC

RANDY RAND PAUL

CHRIS LUDAKRISTY

So who did I leave out?