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Horror Movies – If They Were Set in Washington, D.C.

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In honor of Halloween, The Jimbo List has compiled a monster mash-up of two terrifying things: horror movies and government. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

INVASION OF THE BUDGET SNATCHERS

PLAN 9 FROM OBAMACARE

EVIL DEADLOCK

CREATURE FROM THE PAC LAGOON

HOUSE OF WHACKS

TEA PARTY OF TERROR

BRIDE OF FRANKEN

THE ENMITYVILLE HORROR

COULTERGEIST

SMARMY OF DARKNESS

LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (TO READ YOUR EMAIL & LISTEN TO YOUR PHONE CALLS)

SUBCOMMITTEE OF THE DAMNED

CRUZILLA

FRIDAY THE 13TH FILIBUSTER

PHANTOM OF THE OP-ED

This is why C-SPAN is so frightening. Happy Halloween.

Worst Halloween Candies Ever

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The staff here at The Jimbo List has been trying to figure out what could possibly be worse than having a “Frankenstorm” throw a big, wet blanket over Halloween. Nothing comes to mind except this – a list of the absolute Worst. Candy. Ever.

BIT O’ MONKEY

SCARBURSTS

GUMMY WARTS

GOOD ‘N’ PHLEGMY

MURKY WAYS

FISH DUDS

FLEA CIRCUS PEANUTS

GEESE’S PIECES

SPITTLES

FLOUR PATCH KIDS

DISHWATER TAFFY

SMALLER PAYDAY

Happy Halloween!

21st Century Frights

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It’s that time of year when people go out of their way for a good scare. Just look at all the spooky hayrides and haunted houses. But if you think about it, there’s plenty of stuff in daily life to¬†frighten us all the way to next Halloween. They simply need some catchy names, such as:

NIGHT OF THE EVIL GPS

TEXT MESSAGE OF TERROR

THE DOOMED HARD DRIVE

CREATURE FROM THE PLASTIC SURGEON’S OFFICE

GHOST OF THE ABANDONED VIDEO STORE

SATAN’S CHOLESTEROL TEST

INVASION OF THE VIRAL VIDEO

THE DEAD BLACKBERRY

CURSE OF THE ZOMBIE ‘FRIEND’ REQUEST

AUTOCORRECT HELL

NIGHTMARE AT THE MOBIL STATION

THE SURLY BARISTA’S REVENGE

I WAS A TEENAGE I.T. GUY

Do you dare to think of any others?