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9 Reasons Your Neighbor Is Having A Better Summer Than You

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Sad to say, but summer has become a competitive sport. And like all sports, there are winners and there are losers. Here’s how you can tell if that annoying family up the block already has the edge on you.

THEY JUST PUT CENTRAL AIR IN THE TREEHOUSE

THEIR DEVILED EGG RECIPE AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD PICNIC CAME FROM BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE

LITTLE SEBASTIAN’S BASKETBALL CAMP GOT A LATE START BECAUSE LEBRON HAD TO FINISH THE PLAYOFFS

THEY INSIST THE SECOND TWO WEEKS OF VACATION ARE SO MUCH MORE RELAXED BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STRESSING ABOUT WORK AS MUCH THEY DID DURING THE FIRST TWO WEEKS

THEIR VINE-RIPENED TOMATOES ALREADY WON FIRST PRIZE IN THIS FALL’S COUNTY FAIR

GOT THEIR KIDS’ JULY 4TH SPARKLERS FROM THE GRUCCI BROS.

THEIR FLIP FLOPS ONLY FLIP

THEIR GAS GRILL HAS CRUISE CONTROL

FACEBOOK JUST TOLD THEM THEY NEVER HAVE TO SWITCH TO TIMELINE

Any others you come to mind? Add to The List!

Bad Candle Scents

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Sad to say, but not every scented candle idea is a winner. For every “Fresh Cotton Blanket Resting on Beach Blossoms,” there’s something that doesn’t quite work. Take these, for instance:

BURNT BROCCOLI

SUMO SUIT HAMPER

CAUCUS ROOM COFFEE

HEAT WAVE LITTER BOX

DAD’S SWEATPANTS

LOW TIDE

VASE WATER

EXPIRATION DATE SURPRISE

DAY-OLD RISOTTO

DUSTY STORAGE CLOSET

THAT THING IN THE VEGETABLE CRISPER

ROAD APPLE

HALITOSIS CLINIC WAITING ROOM

SAUERKRAUT CONTEST LOSER

LANDFILL LILACS

STOCKYARD POT POURRI

You get the idea. Feel free to add your own!