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The Real Reasons Kim Jong Un of North Korea Is Threatening War

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One of the biggest mysteries in the world these days is understanding the psyche of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Does he really want war with the U.S.? Is he merely angling for money and a better international bargaining position? Well, wonder no more. The real reasons are less complicated than you’d think.

THOUGHT DeNIRO DESERVED THE OSCAR FOR “SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK”

RODMAN WON’T STOP CALLING

UPSET BY THOSE HORRIFYING COTTONELLE FRESH CARE COMMERICIALS

IF HE LAUNCHES NINE MISSILES, THE TENTH IS FREE

CHICKS DIG LUNATICS

DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE HIS BET WITH AHMADINEJAD

BAD CRUISE SHIP EXPERIENCE

HILLARY UNFRIENDED HIM ON FACEBOOK

JUST HEARD ABOUT NPR CANCELING “TALK OF THE NATION”

CRIBBAGE GAME WITH BIDEN GOT OUT OF HAND

HIS SMARTPHONE TOLD HIM TO DO IT

A long weekend at Disney World might solve the whole thing.

What Felix Baumgartner Thought About During His Jump

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As Felix Baumgartner showed the world this weekend, 24 miles is a long way to fall. Here are some of the things that crossed his mind as he hurtled back down to Earth.

I SHOULD HAVE HIT THE MEN’S ROOM ONE MORE TIME

SERIOUSLY, I’M FALLING FASTER THAN MY FACEBOOK STOCK

OH!MY!GOD!

EDDIE MONEY SURE DIDN’T AGE WELL, DID HE?

NEXT TIME, GET THE “RELAXED FIT” SPACE SUIT

WOWWOWWOWWOWWOWWOWWOWWOWWOW

GREAT, I’VE GOT THAT “GANGNAM STYLE” SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD

DID I REMEMBER TO TIVO CHARLES OSGOOD?

THOSE ANTS DOWN THERE BETTER NOT BE ANTS, OR I’M IN BIG TROUBLE

Congratulations, Mr. Baumgartner.