Any IKEA fan will tell you that one of the odd pleasures of shopping there is reading the names of the many, many items on display. The vast majority of them are Swedish names of people and places. Naturally, it’s the sort of thing the staff of The Jimbo List loves to ponder. Here are some new IKEA products you won’t be seeing any time soon.
PLOPSKA – Bean bag chair
HELMUTT – Bike helmet for dogs
RESTN HEDN – Pillow
BILLY IDOL – Shelves for hair gel products
BLERN – Blender
FLEKSHUN – Mirror
BILLY CRYSTAL – Shelves for comedy awards
TIPSY-GO-ROUND – Corkscrew
PHTT – Bottle opener
BILLY GRAHAM – Shelves for religious statuary
SHEESH – Multi-purpose tool for putting together IKEA items
See you at the lingonberry counter!