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Worst School Lunch Items. Ever.

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Hold onto your plastic food trays, friends – it’s National School Lunch Week! Time to kick back, take a moment and savor those memories of salisbury steaks, carrot sticks and milk cartons that refused to open cleanly. And when you’re done with that, consider how lucky you were not to experience any of these:

DISSECTION OF THE DAY

MASCOT KABOBS

OPEN-FACED PETRI DISH

CHEWING GUM GUMBO

LONELY GYM TEACHER’S CHOICE

GRISTLE LOAF

LOCKER FONDUE

SPAGHETTI AND SPITBALLS

FAKE FIRE ALARM CHILI

CHEM LAB MEDLEY

SNOT POCKETS

NITRATE SURPRISE

ASPARAGUS MOLD

THREE-BEAN SALAD – LIMAS, LIMAS AND LIMAS

Bon appetit!