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Critics’ Tweets, Through the Ages

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We all know that critics sometimes get things wrong, but until recently we didn’t have to see those ill-conceived reviews shoved in our face all the time. Thanks, social media! Here’s a look at how things might have been if Twitter existed centuries ago.

STILL WAITING FOR #GODOT … WTF?

GIVE ME #SALIERI > THE MOZART KID ANY DAY. #FLASHINTHEPAN

2 SUGGESTIONS, @UNCLEWALTDISNEY: LOWER HIS VOICE & MAKE HIM A MOOSE. #MICKEYMOOSE

A LIVELIER SUBJECT MIGHT HAVE HELPED. #MONALISA @DAVINCI

#JAILHOUSEROCK? MEH. CAN’T @ELVISHASLEFTTHEBUILDING JUST STAND STILL AND SING? ALSO, WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS LIP?

THIS @JWILKESBOOTH SHOWS REAL PROMISE. #YOUNGTHESPIANSTOWATCH

FRANKLY, IT PUT ME TO SLEEP. #RIPVANWINKLE

WORST. VOICE. EVER. @THEREALBOBDYLAN

NOT ENOUGH WHALE – CALL ME WHEN SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENS, ISHMAEL. #MOBYDICK

ROMEO + JULIET = YAWN. @WILLSHAKES

#PSYCHO? ALL SHOCK, NO SUBSTANCE. LOVE @HITCH, BUT WHO WILL REMEMBER THAT SHOWER SCENE A YEAR FROM NOW?

 You get the idea. Give it a try Рadd to The List!

 

 

Tweets From The Founding Fathers

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Here’s just what a patriotic public needs this Fourth of July. It’s a special, holiday List of Twitter messages our Founding Fathers would have sent – if they had the Internet and they weren’t so busy starting a new country.

@PAULREVERE, ONE=LAND, TWO=SEA?

FIRST IT WAS STARS, THEN IT WAS STRIPES. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE! #FLAGLADY

LOVED THE FIRST DRAFT, @TJEFF!

@GEORGEWASH IS THE MAYOR OF VALLEY FORGE #FOURSQUARE

HEY, @BENARNOLD, NOT COOL. #TURNCOAT

WHAT SOUNDS BETTER: DON’T TREAD ON ME OR DON’T TREAD ON MOI?

RT @THE REALBENFRANKLIN: REMEMBER, LADIES GET IN FREE 2NITE @ POOR RICHARD’S

I’LL BE LIVE BLOGGING TODAY’S TEA PARTY. CHECK IT OUT! #BEANTOWN

@LAFAYETTE, WE R HERE!

#FF @T-PAINE, @JIMBOMADISON, @ADAMSFAMILY, @THATHAMILTONGUY, @JPAULJONES, @BETSY76

#CORNWALLISFAIL

1CRACKED BELL, INDEPENDENCE HALL, PHILADELPHIA #SEECLICKFIX

@SAMADAMS I’LL BRING THE BEER

Happy Fourth of July, everyone. Freedom rocks.

 

Dog Days of Summer Hashtags

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Sometimes, a Twitter hashtag says everything you need to know about a person’s state of mind. These are a few hashtags I expect to see shortly.

#mosquitoesareevil

#sickofmylawn

#imisslongsleeves

#mydadneedsamint

#evenmysunburnissunburned

#toomanyclams

#dewpointblues

#flipflopsarekillingme

#deargodmakethebarkingstop

#mybeerturnedwarm

#swimmersitchisabitch

#neighborswithbagpipes

#forgotaboutsummerreadinglist

#whendoesschoolstart