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Political Rapper Names

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Here’s an idea to solve the perpetual gridlock in government and politics: Let’s give all the politicians rapper names! It’ll add some spark to the process and perhaps even prompt our leaders to speak the truth more often. Plus, think of how much fun it would be to follow the exploits of:

MC BOEHNER

BARACK “TWO-PACK” OBAMA

LI’L HILLARY

DICK “GRUFF DADDY” CHENEY

NEWT-TANG CLAN

PALIN FIASCO

NOT-SO-YOUNG REID-Y

MICHELLE-L COOL J BACHMAnN

DEMINEMS

NOTORIOUS GOP

JOE “JAY-B” BIDEN

MITT ROMNEY-ROMM

SLICK RICK PERRY

SIR TAX-A-LOT

BIG DADDY MCCAIN

ICE-T PARTY

RUN-DNC

RANDY RAND PAUL

CHRIS LUDAKRISTY

So who did I leave out?

Let’s Rename the Debt Ceiling

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Maybe the problem with raising the nation’s debt ceiling isn’t politics. Maybe it’s just that boring name. Who can get excited about something called a “debt ceiling,” anyway? I say we give one of these phrases a whirl:

FRIENDING OUR CREDIT PAGE

ORDERING MORE CLAMS

UPLOADING A NEW LOAN APP

GOING OUT FOR DOUGHNUTS

DOING THE DOLLAR DANCE

CHECKING INTO THE SCRATCH CASTLE

INVITING THE BENJAMINS OVER

EXPANDING OUR BRAND

TAPPING A NEW CREDIT KEG

RELOADING THE CASH CANNON

THROWING AN IOU PARTY

Any more suggestions? Feel free to add to the list!