The Jimbo List recently had occasion to delve into the wonderful world of air travel and came away with some stunning revelations about flight delays. Turns out it’s not weather or poor scheduling that keeps people cooling their heels on the ground – it’s other things entirely!
THE MANDATORY FAMILY WITH A CRYING BABY IS STUCK IN TRAFFIC
RAN OUT OF STALE, TASTELESS CRACKERS
WILLIAM SHATNER SAW A DUDE IN A DOG COSTUME MESSING WITH THE WING
PILOT IS WATCHING “DOWNTON ABBEY” IN THE COCKPIT
GPS LADY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TOLEDO, NOT TORONTO
ALEC BALDWIN JUST GOT A NEW APP
TWO GRUMPY BUSINESSMEN, ONE REMAINING OVERHEAD BIN
HAD TO AVOID HUGE POCKET OF INERTIA AROUND WASHINGTON, D.C.
DRUNK GUY IN FIRST CLASS KEEPS TRYING TO PUT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT IN A LOCKED, UPRIGHT POSITION
Oh, but the tug of the open road is contagious. We’re draw to the uncertainty, the adventure and the promise of new experiences. Any number of artists and ordinary souls have been inspired to share this excitement. These are some of my favorite examples.
ON THE ROAD
For many, Jack Kerouac’s classic story of wondering and wandering is the last word on road trips. It’s a marvel of stream-of-consciousness writing. “On the Road” perfectly conveys the intoxicating, surreal, gritty, dangerous sexiness of hitting the open road.
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve started a road trip and found myself warbling Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again.” It has such a pleasing lilt and sense of movement. Road trips may be grueling sometimes, but they usually start off happy.
Here’s an action movie comedy, featuring odd couple Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin. DeNiro is a bounty hunter bringing in a mob accountant, played by Grodin, who has skipped bail. Like many great tales of the road, it’s a journey of transformation – in this case, with guns, punches and comedic slow burns.
TRAVELS WITH CHARLEY
Toward the end of his life, the great John Steinbeck directed his magnificent reporting skills and humanity to a cross-country road trip. He and his dog, Charley, traveled the highways and byways in an RV. Through brief interactions and keen observations, he painted an insightful picture of postwar America. Some critics have questioned his journalistic accuracy, but the power of his writing is unassailable.
In a way, road trips are just an excuse to search for the best slice of banana cream pie or the best plate of cheese fries. Jane and Michael Stern dug deep into the heart and soul of America’s glorious greasy spoons and dreamy diners for this gem. On a personal note, I found the best banana cream pie, ever, while traveling a mountain road in Montana.
For more than a decade, Trail Journals (www.trailjournals.com) has provided a digital home for hundreds of thousands of photographs and pieces of writing by long distance hikers around the country. The Appalachian Trail is prominent here, but there are many other trails represented, as well. The best trail journals are utterly engrossing. They tell stories of beautiful vistas, animal encounters, physical hardship, budding friendships and deep, solitary thought – all unfolding day by day.
I loved everything about this old TV show from the 1960s. The variety of locales, the gritty narration by William Conrad, the central storyline of a guy on the lam from the law for a murder he didn’t commit. Mostly, I loved David Janssen’s low-key, understated hero. After four seasons, “The Fugitive” ended with one of the most satisfying finales in TV history.
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT
Hundreds of films since 1934 have attempted to recapture the chemistry and romance of Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert in “It Happened One Night.” It’s a silly story about an heiress and a newshound making their way across the country during the Great Depression, but it’s sheer bliss. Witty banter, funny supporting characters and a classic hitchhiking scene. For a different sort of road story from the Depression, there’s …
THE GRAPES OF WRATH
We return to Steinbeck for one of the great American novels. “The Grapes of Wrath” follows a family searching for work and dignity as they flee from the Oklahoma Dust Bowl. Instead, they encounter greed, poverty and indignity. It’s a harrowing journey, one that strips individuals down to their core beliefs and little else. I’ll never forget reading this book for the first time and thinking about the pure poetry of a human being deciding who and what he is.
Now let’s go a bit beyond the reach of the American road.
THE AMAZING RACE
This show actually IS amazing. You want to test a marriage/friendship/relationship? Send people halfway around the world in the middle of the night and ask them to go from the airport to some out-of-the-way local landmark as fast as they can without killing each other. It exposes every hidden grudge and emotional sore spot before the first commercial break. Want to have your mind blown? Imagine your parents as contestants.
THE WIZARD OF OZ
Best. Road. Ever.
Matt Harding, also known as “Dancing Matt,” has recorded a series of videos of himself doing a crazy, happy dance in dozens of countries around the world. Millions of people have watched these videos and been charmed by the simple joy of a goofy, global dance. That’s what I call a great road trip.
So tell me, what are your favorite road trips from pop culture?
The Jimbo List takes a back seat to no one in appreciating country fairs. The rides, the food and the atmosphere all combine into something magical. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement. Take a peek at these suggestions:
TOWN ASSESSOR DUNK TANK
MORE FRITTERS, LESS CRITTERS
MANDATORY SHEEP BARN VISIT FOR ALL MOODY TEENAGERS
ALLOW BETTING ON APPLE PIE CONTEST
EXERCISE BIKE RACES
PRE-ORDERING OF FRIED DOUGH VIA TEXT MESSAGE
OBNOXIOUS PARENT CATAPULT
“GUESS YOUR WEIGHT” CONTESTANTS GIVEN TASERS
PERIODICALLY SHUT OFF POWER AND DECLARE MARTIAL LAW
EXTREME TRACTOR PULL (USING SKATEBOARD RAMPS)
TOFU CARVING CONTEST
REPLACE BASEBALLS IN ALL CARNY GAMES WITH CRAPPY CELL PHONES